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How Consultants Add ValueThis is an example of how someone contributes to different groups of people in an organization. Let me know how this has helped you and what needs clarification here. Sound: Kaching the sound of money
“Try not to become a man of success but rather try to
become a man of value.” —Albert Einstein
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Provide Assurance to Executives |
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Assist Leaders in Managing Risks |
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Make Integration Easy for Support Staff |
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Smooth the Transition for Front-line Workers |
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Consultant Jokes |
A priest. a rabbi, and a know-it-all consultant are all sitting in a French prison awaiting the guillotine. Judgement Day comes for them all and they are given the choice of who is going to die first. Well of course the consultant steps back and nudges the other two forward. Finally the priest steps up and agrees to go first. At the guillotine the priest is asked if he would like to be face up or face down. He replies, "Face up, when I go I want to be facing the right direction." Well he is strapped in and the executioner pulls the lever to release the blade. The blade goes down and stops ten inches from the priests neck. It is proclaimed a miracle and the priest is allowed to go free. Next is the Rabbi's turn. Again he was nudged forward by the consultant. The same was asked of the Rabbi and he too chose face up. They strapped him in and sent the blade for his neck. Again the blade stopped ten inches from his neck. Another miracle was proclaimed and the Rabbi was sent free. At last it was the know-it-all's consultant's turn. Feeling rather confident, he marched proudly to the guillotine. When asked if he wanted face up or face down, he answered, "Well face up seems to be working so I'll have to try it face up too." As he was strapped in, just before the lever was pulled he pointed up and shouted, "Hold everything! I see what the problem with this guillotine is after all!" "Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation." “Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.” — H. Jackson Brown from Life's Little Instruction Book, II |
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